Fall2#7

why do men always hate washing their clothes???
bcoz "deter-gents" are used to wash the clothes...

Fall2#6

A movie is shown in the animal reserve,however the tiger is not allowed to to watch it.what movie can this possibly be?

"Baghban"---->Bagh-ban

Fall2#5

Rahul goes to an inn and finds that the tea served there was absolutely awesome.How would he describe his emotion in one word.
"Integrate"...

Fall2#4

Which business group is suffering from insomnia?
"Citigroup"...

Who is this?

This entity can be moulded in many beautiful forms

with all due respect the entity behaves within the norms

In crunch situations the entity has always acted bold

So dependable it is,only call on the entity is "hold"

The entity has colour of success,present even in rainbow

Also found in happiness,joy,light and glow

Seldom you would find this entity in the market oversold

If you have not guessed it yet,I am talking about GOLD.

Fall2#3

What would you call a guy with less power?
"Blanket" --->Kambal

I want!

I want to see how the stars look in the night sky
Fed up of the life's truth wanna tell some lie
No more of the plastic smiles I wanna cry
enough of the boiled food wanna try something fry
Dun wanna be this grown up, again I want to be a kid
where ppl dont call me siddharth GARG but only sid.
Life has become boring doing this short and long
just wanna relax in my chair listening my fav song
I dun care whether markets are high or in red.
nor do I care about the next movement of the Fed.
I want to live life as if there is no tomorrow
only swap wanna enter is recieve happiness pay sorrow

Sometimes I like to think as well!

Alone on a friday night ,I have a lot to tell

it feels like the security with only orders to sell

Early morning wake up call to late night office trouble

seldom it looks like burden often it feels like bubble

The great chase is on to make more and more money

to save it for a rainy day,although the forecast is sunny

I don't thank God for giving me food to eat

but everyday I look forward to 1000 guys to beat

plastic money ,bank balance and superficial luxury makes us stand tall

In the end we are nothing but,just another brick in the wall

Define Rahul!

Life is moving at a pace really brisk

and we have been thinking in terms of returns and risk

Keep moving in the race ,there is no space to stop

In case you rest,prepare for the problems to crop

The drop coming down the face should be sweat no tear

venture into new territories with the mindset of "No Fear'

Hardwork is the key,its not about aptitude

the force defining our destnation is only the Attitude

There is no problem in this world which we cannot crack

Our pace might be slow,but we never walk back!

Market Scenario

The kite has gone too high, way far in the gloomy sky

ppl are trying hard but have no string to make it fly

"No no we can save the kite,lets roll it back"

The recovery train is on its way with the absence of track

The institutions were trusted with the tag line"too big to fail"

Now only god can help cuz now they are "too big to bail"

The pill needs to be swallowed,otherwise it would be a crime

and the market would keep on showing you depression,LTCM and sub prime

Fall2#2

A lice is dead and needs to be burried...how do you instruct for the same
"Jugaad"

Fall2#1

wat do you call the company whose business is just to copy the accent of Others
"Accenture"