Fall2#7

why do men always hate washing their clothes???
bcoz "deter-gents" are used to wash the clothes...

Fall2#6

A movie is shown in the animal reserve,however the tiger is not allowed to to watch it.what movie can this possibly be?

"Baghban"---->Bagh-ban

Fall2#5

Rahul goes to an inn and finds that the tea served there was absolutely awesome.How would he describe his emotion in one word.
"Integrate"...

Fall2#4

Which business group is suffering from insomnia?
"Citigroup"...

Who is this?

This entity can be moulded in many beautiful forms

with all due respect the entity behaves within the norms

In crunch situations the entity has always acted bold

So dependable it is,only call on the entity is "hold"

The entity has colour of success,present even in rainbow

Also found in happiness,joy,light and glow

Seldom you would find this entity in the market oversold

If you have not guessed it yet,I am talking about GOLD.

Fall2#3

What would you call a guy with less power?
"Blanket" --->Kambal

I want!

I want to see how the stars look in the night sky
Fed up of the life's truth wanna tell some lie
No more of the plastic smiles I wanna cry
enough of the boiled food wanna try something fry
Dun wanna be this grown up, again I want to be a kid
where ppl dont call me siddharth GARG but only sid.
Life has become boring doing this short and long
just wanna relax in my chair listening my fav song
I dun care whether markets are high or in red.
nor do I care about the next movement of the Fed.
I want to live life as if there is no tomorrow
only swap wanna enter is recieve happiness pay sorrow